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ReplyRe: Plain Ol' Puns
from The_Pun_Master on 06/25/2013 06:01 PM1. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.
2.Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
3.Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
4.If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense?
5.The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
6.John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.
7.Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted
8.I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
9.I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it.
10.The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
Plain Ol' Puns
from The_Pun_Master on 06/25/2013 05:55 PMPuns Here! Get your puns here! good puns bad puns! Long puns short puns! Get your puns here!
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 11:43 PMdear Jamie,
1st dont chastize me for not using #ftg i am hipster so i am not going to use it. My problem is that me puns have been getting to good. A bad pun is a good pun as they say so how can i lower my pun quality which in turn makes them better
Re: Puns/Jokes about Celeberties
from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 12:58 AMRumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: 'I Want Chewbacca'.
Re: Puns/Jokes about Celeberties
from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 12:56 AMLance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn't stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it's back to eating Sheryl Crow
Puns/Jokes about Celeberties
from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 12:52 AMPost puns and jokes good and bad! All about celeberties or famous things!
