Plain Ol' Puns
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Plain Ol' Puns
from The_Pun_Master on 06/25/2013 05:55 PMPuns Here! Get your puns here! good puns bad puns! Long puns short puns! Get your puns here!
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from The_Pun_Master on 06/25/2013 06:01 PM1. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.
2.Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
3.Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
4.If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense?
5.The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
6.John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.
7.Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted
8.I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
9.I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it.
10.The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.