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Re: Just Ask Jamie
from admin on 06/13/2013 05:59 PM#ftg Hey everyone, Administration here, Jamie has been working as a spy in soviet russia so it will be taking her a while to respond, ooo did I say spy? I meant ummmmmmmmmm ummmmmmm ice cream truck driver, yeah... that's it.
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Re: Just Ask Jamie
from Nessienolie on 06/13/2013 05:47 PMUmmmm I am not Jamie or anything but I think you need to use a therapist. I know this guy called Educated black man and he might be able to help you, just saying...... anyways nessie is real, froshizzle in my dizzle, something else, and uhhh see you around.
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from Lonely_Guy on 06/13/2013 04:09 AMummm #ftg. I get that this is advice... but this seems the most fitting place to put it. I'm so lonely, so I'm putting out a personal ad.
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, ff you're not into yoga, and you have half a brain, ff you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape, then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape.
Alright well I hope i get some responses... please. I'm so goddanged lonely.
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from Nessienolie on 06/07/2013 03:24 PM#ftg The punmaster's puns are so awful it is sad and it makes me have depression, Symbalta doesn't help although it turns out they now use the pills for frog diseases and renactions of Michael Jackson's drug usage, anyways what can I do to make that Idiot have good jokes?
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from JustAskJamie on 06/07/2013 03:14 PMyou rude, ignorant, son of a BEEP. you are no hipster because i'm friends with a true hipster. Hipster_Please. NO. dont even talk to me. you are really strange and i dont understand you're problemo: how can a good pun become a bad pun? i suggest you try and train yourself to become not delusional and need to stop. so there.
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from JustAskJamie on 06/07/2013 03:11 PMirst of all dude, if you wanna become a rapper you can't speak like that. you would be such a bore. so if you can change your speech problem then come talk to me again.
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from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 11:43 PMdear Jamie,
1st dont chastize me for not using #ftg i am hipster so i am not going to use it. My problem is that me puns have been getting to good. A bad pun is a good pun as they say so how can i lower my pun quality which in turn makes them better
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from Ballin_Balgruuf on 06/01/2013 01:54 AM#FTG
Hail Jamie, maiden of the Pacific. I currently am ailed by a conflict within my life. I am currently trying to decide whether I should continue being Jarl of Whiterun, or whether I should quit and pursue my career as the most ballin', swaggest rapper to hit Tamriel. Please send aid at once!
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from JustAskJamie on 05/30/2013 05:13 PM#ftg
Nessienolie. your friend needs to see some help asap, her addiction could be fatal, and she needs to see a real proffessional. I mean I'm a proffessional... in diseases. o.o
And you need help too! because bnot only is Nessie real but so is the CHUPACABRA!!!