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ReplyRe: Plain Ol' Puns
from The_Pun_Master on 06/25/2013 06:01 PM1. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.
2.Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
3.Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
4.If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense?
5.The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
6.John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.
7.Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted
8.I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
9.I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it.
10.The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
Plain Ol' Puns
from The_Pun_Master on 06/25/2013 05:55 PMPuns Here! Get your puns here! good puns bad puns! Long puns short puns! Get your puns here!
Re: Celebrity problems
from TheHarasser on 06/21/2013 02:52 AMI think celebrities need to get themselves together- all of them are arrogant jerks who need to change careers...they all suck except for Morgan Freeman.
YOU HAVE BEEN HARASSED
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from admin on 06/13/2013 05:59 PM#ftg Hey everyone, Administration here, Jamie has been working as a spy in soviet russia so it will be taking her a while to respond, ooo did I say spy? I meant ummmmmmmmmm ummmmmmm ice cream truck driver, yeah... that's it.
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from Nessienolie on 06/13/2013 05:47 PMUmmmm I am not Jamie or anything but I think you need to use a therapist. I know this guy called Educated black man and he might be able to help you, just saying...... anyways nessie is real, froshizzle in my dizzle, something else, and uhhh see you around.
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from Lonely_Guy on 06/13/2013 04:09 AMummm #ftg. I get that this is advice... but this seems the most fitting place to put it. I'm so lonely, so I'm putting out a personal ad.
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, ff you're not into yoga, and you have half a brain, ff you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape, then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape.
Alright well I hope i get some responses... please. I'm so goddanged lonely.
Re: Just Ask Jamie
from Nessienolie on 06/07/2013 03:24 PM#ftg The punmaster's puns are so awful it is sad and it makes me have depression, Symbalta doesn't help although it turns out they now use the pills for frog diseases and renactions of Michael Jackson's drug usage, anyways what can I do to make that Idiot have good jokes?
Re: Hipster Club (MEMBERS ONLY)
from Hipster_Please on 06/07/2013 03:18 PMomggg guise dose tings R succh gud ideaaahhsah
Re: Hipster Club (MEMBERS ONLY)
from JustAskJamie on 06/07/2013 03:15 PMLOL SELENA UR SUCH A HIPSTER! I HAVE A TREND TOO: ITS TO TALK IN CAPS LOCK SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU"RE SCREAMING!