Latest posts

First Page  |  «  |  1  |  2  |  3  |  4  |  5  |  »  |  Last Search found 45 matches:


JustAskJamie

36, female

Posts: 6

Re: Just Ask Jamie

from JustAskJamie on 06/07/2013 03:14 PM

you rude, ignorant, son of a BEEP. you are no hipster because i'm friends with a true hipster. Hipster_Please. NO. dont even talk to me. you are really strange and i dont understand you're problemo: how can a good pun become a bad pun? i suggest you try and train yourself to become not delusional and need to stop. so there.

Reply

JustAskJamie

36, female

Posts: 6

Re: Just Ask Jamie

from JustAskJamie on 06/07/2013 03:11 PM

irst of all dude, if you wanna become a rapper you can't speak like that. you would be such a bore. so if you can change your speech problem then come talk to me again.

Reply

sexyselena

-, female

Posts: 9

Re: Hipster Club (MEMBERS ONLY)

from sexyselena on 06/02/2013 12:05 AM

#ftg New trend I am starting, wait for it........ wait for it................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. AWFUL SONGS WITH AWFUL ANALOGIES! So far we have thunder and lightning, round and round, and love you like a love song.

Reply

sexyselena

-, female

Posts: 9

Re: Ask Selena

from sexyselena on 06/02/2013 12:01 AM

#ftg Well that depends B_e_k_a, you smokin grass or not.
 

Reply

sexyselena

-, female

Posts: 9

Re: Ask Selena

from sexyselena on 06/01/2013 11:59 PM

#ftg No but I'll give you Justin's. It is 603 1810. You can harass him, stalk him, tell the paparazzi how to contact him, stick melons on his front porch, etc. Just don't call me Jessica or eat pizza at 4:30 am on Teusdays.

Reply

The_Pun_Master

28, male

Posts: 9

Re: Just Ask Jamie

from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 11:43 PM

dear Jamie,
1st dont chastize me for not using #ftg i am hipster so i am not going to use it. My problem is that me puns have been getting to good. A bad pun is a good pun as they say so how can i lower my pun quality which in turn makes them better

Reply

Ballin_Balg...

58, male

Posts: 1

Re: Just Ask Jamie

from Ballin_Balgruuf on 06/01/2013 01:54 AM

#FTG
Hail Jamie, maiden of the Pacific. I currently am ailed by  a conflict within my life. I am currently trying to decide whether I should continue being Jarl of Whiterun, or whether I should quit and pursue my career as the most ballin', swaggest rapper to hit Tamriel. Please send aid at once!

Reply

The_Pun_Master

28, male

Posts: 9

Re: Puns/Jokes about Celeberties

from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 12:58 AM

Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: 'I Want Chewbacca'.

Reply

The_Pun_Master

28, male

Posts: 9

Re: Puns/Jokes about Celeberties

from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 12:56 AM

Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn't stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it's back to eating Sheryl Crow

Reply

The_Pun_Master

28, male

Posts: 9

Puns/Jokes about Celeberties

from The_Pun_Master on 06/01/2013 12:52 AM

Post puns and jokes good and bad! All about celeberties or famous things!

Reply Edited on 06/01/2013 12:57 AM.
First Page  |  «  |  1  |  2  |  3  |  4  |  5  |  »  |  Last

« Back to previous page