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Re: Hipster Club (MEMBERS ONLY)
from sexyselena on 06/02/2013 12:05 AM#ftg New trend I am starting, wait for it........ wait for it................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. AWFUL SONGS WITH AWFUL ANALOGIES! So far we have thunder and lightning, round and round, and love you like a love song.
ReplyRe: Ask Selena
from sexyselena on 06/02/2013 12:01 AM#ftg Well that depends B_e_k_a, you smokin grass or not.
Re: Ask Selena
from sexyselena on 06/01/2013 11:59 PM#ftg No but I'll give you Justin's. It is 603 1810. You can harass him, stalk him, tell the paparazzi how to contact him, stick melons on his front porch, etc. Just don't call me Jessica or eat pizza at 4:30 am on Teusdays.
Re: Celebrity problems
from sexyselena on 05/26/2013 05:04 PM#ftg Celebrities do have a lot of problems though, for instance, last week my maid Consuela sued me because she fell down the stairs! In hindsight I probably should have gotten the loose board fixed, but I hoped it would be Justin to fall down, not my hispanic maid. O well I bought her like a lifetime supply of avocadoes so we are cool now.
Re: Ask Selena
from sexyselena on 05/26/2013 05:01 PM#ftg Hey Hipster-please, yes I am so a hipster, that whole pajama jeans thing, I started that.
Re: Ask Selena
from sexyselena on 05/26/2013 04:59 PM#ftg Hey Baconpants, yes I have a secret stash of melons, don't really know why but they smell nice and I think I might dump them all on Justin't front lawn soon. I have like 200 melons so it should really piss that bastard off.
Ask Selena
from sexyselena on 05/24/2013 10:54 PMWanna know more about me, life as a celebrity, or stupid tabloid rumors. Ask me here and I will tell you what you want to know, even if it is BS.
Re: Celebrity problems
from sexyselena on 05/24/2013 09:53 PM#ftg Because robots always steal my french fries, obviously
Re: Celebrity problems
from sexyselena on 05/24/2013 09:47 PM#ftg Ok I am not supposed to say this but the girl who plays harper in wizards of waverly is actually a robot, no lie.